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25th June 2005

8:53pm: Stolen from that sexy chica...

Part Passionate Kisser


For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Romantic Kisser


For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet

2nd June 2005

10:31pm:

What did YOU do?

10:27pm: Well, that 11% really relieved me.

What kind of Jedi are you?
LJ Username
Age
Sex
Dark Side Growth Potential - 69%
Light Side Growth Potential - 76%
Master's Name orchidflower
How likely you are to lose a limb - 11%
Lightsaber Blade's color Green
Lightsaber Style normal Lightsaber
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20th May 2005

11:39pm: Stolen from Katrina


Star Wars Horoscope for Pisces




A typical Pisces, you have your head in the clouds.
You're self-sacrificing and a bit too passive to stand up to the dark side.
You become fairly pessimistic when put under pressure.
You are a chameleon - wanting to change your scenery on occassion.

Star wars character you are most like: Lando



... as soon as I have another day off... gonna watch Episode 3 a third time.

12th June 2004

3:29pm: Play sausage! Who has the longest?
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26th August 2003

2:12pm: There is no parking... I can't believe I bought all that drinkable yogurt... the computers are slow... 12 year olds who beat young children and get off to it are special 12 year olds... CJ has no fucking clue where Jack in the Box is... at least it was open today... never close Jack in the Box in the middle of the night in a college town... still walking... damn you, CJ's sense of direction... we freak out other customers... CJ sat is arm next to poo... Patty thought she sat in poo... Estill has no call box... damn Promark... Chris' beard is old... sex in elevator... need a camera... yay for Christy!
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If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
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10:26am:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the freeway! It is Kohl_caked, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, her voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!"

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25th August 2003

10:15am:

Livejournal Mood Ring

kohl_caked
is emotionally distant.

I bet no one's surprised that you never post your current mood. In fact, I bet most of your friends are so sick of you locking them out of your life that they hate you behind your back. Shame.


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24th August 2003

5:58pm: So... I'm in debt... my job makes me want to kill myself... I sleep on the "couch"... a certain friend blew me off because a certain other friend wasn't going to be there... I can't allow myself to approve the guys who hit on me... because I kinda have this weird thing going on with someone else... and my life just sucks in general right now...

I guess I can find a way to look on the bright side... no matter how small it may be.

21st August 2003

1:10pm:
My LiveJournal Sitcom
kohl_caked at a preschool (NBC, 12:30): kohl_caked (Phyllis Diller) burns poissons (Ernest Borgnine)'s slice of cheesecake. Soon afterwards, waterispretty (Kurt Russell) hires crzyshadow (Mel Gibson) to perform pantomime at the library. Then, fragile_pumpkin (Joey Lauren Adams) tries on crazyhistorian (Emma Thompson)'s pants without permission. On the other side of town, volkov (Molly Shannon) tells a joke that offends eight2xero (Leonardo DiCaprio). The week after, k7dragon (Catherine Zeta-Jones) likes VCRs, but dappleofreality (Tim Allen) thinks they're disgusting. (Part 1 of 2.)
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20th August 2003

10:45am: You like it fast and strong and you drink for one reason: to get piss-ass drunk!
Congratulations!! You're a shot of some good old
hard liquor!


What Drink Are You?
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10:08am: 8:30 am - 5:00 am doesn't work...
So, there was no music last night at Kaldi's... unless you count Andy's lovely singing... but it was ok... we spent a bunch of the night with Christy, Sam, Patty, and Fish... Patty and I discussed the fine art of porn writing and filming... we all talked about porn and pixie stix... never actually got anything done, but I don't think anyone really expects a club about porn and pixie stix to be punctual... the guy who keeps hitting on me in Dennys is a hicky freak... he wrote his name on my jeans... Dawayne... I don't believe you get hickier than that... I realized he's missing his front tooth... he just got hickier... then, he crawled into the car and tried to come home with us... I refuse to fall asleep in the same room or building as that guy. I know I need to find a guy to take my mind off of a specific one's confusion and indecision, but damn... most of the ones who hit on me are women or freaky perverts. I guess there's a couple who aren't, but I think I'm afraid it might work out with them. Maybe that's why they're the only ones who I don't come to.

19th August 2003

12:24pm: Does the whining ever stop? Fuck... anyone can hold down a job at Promark... good fucking lord... stop the fuck whining... and stay with a fucking job when you find it... at least come that close to reality.

Aside from bitching... Christy's back... and Rhythm Section is playing tonight... so go to Kaldi's.

18th August 2003

11:16am: PS of Life
I just saw something to proves my mommy is a true jewish mommy... it's actually kinda cute... kinda sweet... and I would really like to know why it's there... perhaps some drunken investigating will do.
10:59am: Some more bi girls, a bunch of straight boys, and a lesbian waitress have hit on me. I don't know why I feel no one wants me... too many attractive people have told me I am. Anyhow... been going to a lot of parties lately... Mary's 21... so is Brian... yay for kegs... yay for going to the loft after work.

12th August 2003

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11:31am: I annoy people for a living.
I work at Promark... please, kill me. No, really, you only feel like killing yourself during and for a few hours after each shift. If I didn't need the money REALLY bad... I would never come back there. Too bad our rent is late, our electric bill is late, and I'm going to be getting a huge credit card bill soon. The computer at the trailor is busted, so I haven't been on-line for a few days... but hopefully, Michael's computer will get here soon.

8th August 2003

2:22pm: The woman who writes these is wonderful...
PISCES (Feb. 19 to March 20)
This is a trippy time for you. You may have to choose between complicated, deceptive situations and easy, dreamy good times. Go with the latter and use a Taurus as your guide. Why torture yourself over "ruining" your love relationship? Please; it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

6th August 2003

11:33am: Now... that was a fun little get together type thingie... and there was barely any fighting... someone just didn't understand that you have to kiss everyone in the bathroom... and I was tired of kissing girls... we couldn't pull in a guy and just have me kiss him... besides... no one could resist the sexiness... other mini-fight... if a girl doesn't want to driven home by someone who has had some to drink... she shouldn't have to... we went to 3 different apartments through the night... for 4... can't remember... I bitched... others bitched... it was fun.
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